Posted 1 day ago

DAD: [reading out loud] “If download doesn’t start within 30 seconds click on link”

DAD: ”1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11…..”

ME: :| 

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Adventures in using a computer / the internet starring the wench family.

Posted 3 days ago

the-metres-gained:

parliamemehouse:

Mean girls.

I can totally imagine Christopher Pyne nailing Lacey Chabert’s voice.

Posted 3 days ago

Idris Elba reveals the story behind the name of his production company ‘Green Door’ [x]

(Source: oh-whiskers)

Posted 4 days ago
reductosshrinkgun:

thisistotallymyhatnow:

super cute

They have the cutest story about how they used to have to share a bed because they were could afford two beds.  Then, the night before one of them got married they slept together one last time.

reductosshrinkgun:

thisistotallymyhatnow:

super cute

They have the cutest story about how they used to have to share a bed because they were could afford two beds.  Then, the night before one of them got married they slept together one last time.

Posted 1 week ago
tronbonjovi:

devalina:

teenboystuff:

Anti-patriarchal Jurassic Park fan art featuring Laura Dern as the tenacious Dr. Ellie Sattler.

make this a patch plz

god yes.

Rewatched Jurassic Park yesterday.  Ellie Sattler is boss.  ’We’ll discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back.’  And you can be damn sure she made the conversation happen.

tronbonjovi:

devalina:

teenboystuff:

Anti-patriarchal Jurassic Park fan art featuring Laura Dern as the tenacious Dr. Ellie Sattler.

make this a patch plz

god yes.

Rewatched Jurassic Park yesterday.  Ellie Sattler is boss.  ’We’ll discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back.’  And you can be damn sure she made the conversation happen.

Posted 1 week ago
historical-nonfiction:

An oak barrel was found in a bog, filled with 3,000-year-old butter. I know this is important for history and archaeology and probably some other disciplines, but that is frankly gross.

My dad would open this and declare the butter ‘still good.’

historical-nonfiction:

An oak barrel was found in a bog, filled with 3,000-year-old butter. I know this is important for history and archaeology and probably some other disciplines, but that is frankly gross.

My dad would open this and declare the butter ‘still good.’

(Source: )

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

zoobunny:

serifsandscribbles:

bbones:

expertcosmotips:

actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine

Who in their right mind would ever do this. 

However, I wouldn’t mind getting paid to come up with crap like this.

I’d love to get paid to hear your ideas and then say, “Oh yeah. Dudes would go crazy for that shit.”

One of the first Cosmopolitan magazine I read contained tips for spicing up things in the bedroom and one of them that has stuck with me ever since was ‘Use his penis to spread nutella on your morning toast.’  Why are these magazine so intent on ruining comfort foods for me?  Also, if a guy I date ever sticks his penis in my nutella its grounds for instant break up.

(Source: hellomynameissteph)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago